she called me into watch TV one night,,, it was Arsenic and old lace,, with cary grant,,, funny,,,funny we roared.
then she used to read these magazines, True story abut all these stories she thought were true,,, sex magazines no wonder my parents had five kids,,, she asked me one time I know I wa snot married yet but around 17 or maybe I was married my mother as I came through the door asked me what 69 meant,,,I stuttered it was so funny, ah,,, well, ahhh ahhh i ahh, so then I told her what it meant,, in a very very round about way,,,I just said the circles are the heads... she got it,, right away,, she said nooooooo,, people don't do that. I just shrugged and walked away,, I could not answer her,,, I forget.. I think that came after marriage.
We were sitting in church and my brother was on one side I was on the other and he was massaging his penis, pushing it down... she said stop that, he said its was stiff, she started to laughter a couple of minutes,,, and I had no idea what was meant, but for some reason I never forgot that
Or the time she fell asleep in her chair and we kids hung around on the floor, I was laying right in front of her,, watching Lassie,,,the kid on the TV was crying out help help, my mother was dreaming and dreamt my sis her was being flushed down the toilet... she jumped up ran up my body, over my head, and took a left turn and missed the door bounced off the wall onto the floor, she had been going full speed. We were stunned, my father came over" are you alright,as he picked her up off the floor,,,,, she said "Damn kid, I thought Marilyn was being flushed down the toilet""and the kid on TV was Marilyn was calling for help..... hysterical,,,
then one time our bed caught on fire,,, we used to heat rocks and put them in the bottom of our bed,, our bedrooms were unheated.. one time they were to hot...it just burnt the sheets,,, black holes, I don't think the mattress caught on fire,,,
